our new friend: as yet unnamed. henceforth referred to as "the kitten." he runs like a monkey and enjoys drinking from that dog's bowl. recovering from a mysterious accident involving three broken legs and various bald patches in illogical spots, but picking up speed every day. his angel of mercy, our friend doubletonic, and her rescue group sprang him from the pokey (and certain doom) so he may resume his plans for world domination. he still sort of walks like igor. and sometimes wants his mama. you'll do in a pinch.